Political Jokes — most commented jokes

The major difference between death and taxes is that Congress can't make death any worse than it is.

How many helicopters does it take for White House aides to go play a round of golf?
→ Depends on how many were photographed.

Why did the Davidians commit suicide?
→ They were trying to keep up with the Joneses.

Why are there more jokes about Waco than Jonestown?
→ The punch lines were too long in Jonestown.

What do a Wendy's Hamburger and the Waco compound have in common?
→ They were both cooked by a guy named "Dave".

What is the difference between a liberal and a puppy?
→ A puppy stops whining after it grows up.

What is the only thing worse than an incompetent liberal President?
→ A competent liberal President.

Why do liberals travel in threes?
→ One to read, one to write and the other one to keep an eye on both intellectuals.

What's a conservative?
→ A liberal who made it through adolescence.

What is a conservative?
→ A liberal who's been mugged.