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Alabama Laws By Town

  • It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle.
  • Dominoes may not be played on Sunday.
  • You may not drive barefooted.
  • It is illegal to maim oneself to escape duty.
  • It is illegal to impersonate a person of the clergy.
  • Women are able to retain all property they owned prior to marriage in the case of divorce. However, this provision does not apply to men.
  • Masks may not be worn in public.
  • Putting salt on a railraod track may be punishable by death.
  • Boogers may not be flicked into the wind.
  • Bear wrestling matches are prohibited.
  • It is legal to drive the wrong way down a one-way street if you have a lantern attached to the front of your automobile.
  • Men may not spit in front of the opposite sex.
  • Incestous marriages are legal.
  • It is illegal to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in church.
  • You must have windshield wipers on your car.
  • You may not have an ice cream cone in your back pocket at any time.
  • Anniston: You may not wear blue jeans down Noble Street.
  • Jasper: It is illegal for a husband to beat his wife with a stick larger in diameter than his thumb.
  • Lee County: It is illegal to sell peanuts in Lee County after sundown on Wednesday.
  • Mobile: It is unlawful to wear women's pumps with sharp, high heels. It is unlawful to howl at ladies inside the city limits.
  • Montgomery: It is considered an offense to open an umbrella on a street, for fear of it spooking horses. (Repealed)

Dumb Alabama Laws

  • It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle.
  • Dominoes may not be played on Sunday.
  • You may not drive barefooted.
  • It is illegal to maim oneself to escape duty.
  • It is illegal to impersonate a person of the clergy.
  • Women are able to retain all property they owned prior to marriage in the case of divorce. However, this provision does not apply to men.
  • Masks may not be worn in public.
  • Putting salt on a railraod track may be punishable by death.
  • Boogers may not be flicked into the wind.
  • Bear wrestling matches are prohibited.
  • It is legal to drive the wrong way down a one-way street if you have a lantern attached to the front of your automobile.
  • Men may not spit in front of the opposite sex.
  • Incestous marriages are legal.
  • It is illegal to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in church.
  • You must have windshield wipers on your car.
  • You may not have an ice cream cone in your back pocket at any time.
  • You may not wear blue jeans down Noble Street.
  • It is illegal for a husband to beat his wife with a stick larger in diameter than his thumb.
  • It is illegal to sell peanuts in Lee County after sundown on Wednesday.
  • It is unlawful to wear women's pumps with sharp, high heels.
  • It is unlawful to howl at ladies inside the city limits.
  • It is considered an offense to open an umbrella on a street, for fear of it spooking horses. (Repealed)

Alaska Crazy Laws

  • In Fairbanks it is considered an offense to feed alcoholic beverages to a moose.
  • While it is legal to shoot bears, waking a sleeping bear for the purpose of taking a photograph is prohibited.
  • It is considered an offense to push a live moose out of a moving airplane.
  • It is the state policy that emergencies are held to a minimum and are rarely found to exist. -Sec. 44.62.270. State policy.
  • Moose may not be viewed from an airplane.

Arizona Crazy Laws

  • You may not have more than two dildos in a house.
  • Any misdemeanor committed while wearing a red mask is considered a felony. This goes back in the days of the Wild West.
  • There is a possible 25 years in prison for cutting down a cactus.
  • When being attacked by a criminal or burglar, you may only protect yourself with the same weapon that the other person posseses.
  • Hunting camels is prohibited.
  • Donkeys cannot sleep in bathtubs.
  • It is unlawful to refuse a person a glass of water.
  • Cars may not be driven in reverse.
  • Cards may not be played in the street with a Native American.
  • If you bother the cottontails or bullfrogs, you will be fined.
  • No more than six girls may live in any house.
  • It is illegal to smoke cigarettes within 15 feet of a public place unless you have a Class 12 liqueur license.
  • A decree declares that anyone caught stealing soap must wash himself with it until it is all used up.
  • An ordinance prohibits the wearing of suspenders.
  • No one is permitted to ride their horse up the stairs of the county court house.
  • Women may not wear pants.
  • It is illegal for men and women over the age of 18 to have less than one missing tooth visible when smiling.

Arkansas Crazy Laws

  • A man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month.
  • A law provides that school teachers who bob their hair will not get a raise.
  • Alligators may not be kept in bathtubs.
  • The Arkansas River can rise no higher than to the Main Street bridge in Little Rock.
  • Arkansas must be pronounced "Arkansaw".
  • A voter is only allowed five minutes to mark his ballot.
  • Dogs may not bark after 6 PM.
  • It is illegal to kill "any living creature".
  • It is unlawful to walk one's cow down Main Street after 1:00 PM on Sunday.
  • No person shall sound the horn on a vechicle at any place where cold drinks or sandwiches are served after 9:00 P.M. -Little Rock City Code Sec. 18-54
  • Flirtation between men and women on the streets of Little Rock may result in a 30-day jail term.

California Crazy Laws

  • Sunshine is guaranteed to the masses.
  • Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, or place of worship.
  • Many animals are illegal to own as pets, including snails, sloths, and elephants.
  • Bathhouses are against the law.
  • In an animal shelter, lizards and snakes are treated under the same guidelines as cats and dogs.
  • No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour.
  • Women may not drive in a house coat.
  • It is a misdemeanor to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale.
  • Peacocks have the right of way to cross any street, including driveways.
  • You cannot leave your car on the street overnight without the proper permit.
  • Nobody is allowed to ride a bicycle in a swimming pool.
  • City Council order reads: "No dog shall be in a public place without its master on a leash."
  • You are not permitted to wear cowboy boots unless you already own at least two cows.
  • It is illegal to spit, except on baseball diamonds.
  • Ice cream may not be eaten while standing on the sidewalk. (Repealed when Clint Eastwood was mayor)
  • Women may not wear high heels while in the city limits.
  • Detonating a nuclear device within the city limits results in a $500 fine.
  • It is illegal to wash your car in the street. (Passed 1995)
  • It is illegal to drive more than two thousand sheep down Hollywood Boulevard at one time.
  • You are forbidden to spit on the ground within 5 feet of another person.
  • It is illegal to own or sell "Silly String".
  • It is illegal to posses, own or raise roosters. This is considered disturbing the peace.
  • It is illegal to curse on a mini-golf course.
  • Cars are the only item allowed in a garage.
  • Toads may not be licked.
  • You may not hunt moths under a street light.
  • It is a crime for dogs to mate within 500 yards of a church. Breaking this law is punishable by a fine of $500 and/or six months in prison.
  • You cannot bathe two babies in the same tub at the same time.
  • Zoot suits are prohibited.
  • It is illegal to cry on the witness stand.
  • It is illegal for a man to beat his wife with a strap wider than 2 inches without her consent.
  • Roosters may not crow in the city limits.
  • Molesting butterflies can result in a $500 fine.
  • It is illegal to walk a camel down Palm Canyon Drive between the hours of four and six PM.
  • It is illegal for a secretary to be alone in a room with her boss.
  • Two bathtubs may not be installed in the same house.
  • Motor vehicles may not drive on city streets unless a man with a lantern is wallking ahead of it.
  • One may not carry a lunch down the street between 11 and 1 o'clock.
  • The owners of houses with Christmas lights on them past February second may be fined up to $250.
  • It is illegal to shoot jackrabbits from the back of a streetcar.
  • Persons classified as "ugly" may not walk down any street.
  • Prohibits elephants from strolling down Market Street unless they are on a leash.
  • It is illegal to pile horse manure more than six feet high on a street corner.
  • It is illegal to wipe one's car with used underwear.
  • It is illegal to have more than two cats or dogs. -Ord. 7.08.595
  • You may not play percussion instruments on the beach.
  • Ducks have the right of way to cross Rancho California St. at all times.

Colorado Crazy Laws

  • Tags may be ripped off of pillows and mattresses.
  • It is illegal to ride a horse while under the influence.
  • No liquor may be sold on Sundays or election days. (Repealed)
  • It is illegal for liquor stores to sell food or grocery stores to sell any alcohol except beer that is at most 3.2% alcohol.
  • Car dealers may not show cars on a Sunday.
  • It is permissable to wear a holstered six-gun within city limits, except on Sunday, Election Day, or holidays.
  • It is illegal to bring your horse or pack mule above the ground floor of any building.
  • You may not drive a black car on Sundays.
  • It is unlawful to lend your vacuum cleaner to your next-door neighbor.
  • It is illegal to mistreat rats in Denver, Colorado.
  • The dog catcher must notify dogs of impounding by posting, for three consecutive days, a notice on a tree in the city park and along a public road running through said park.
  • It is illegal to go in public dressed in clothes "unbecoming" on one's sex.
  • It is illegal for a man to kiss a woman while she is asleep.
  • It is illegal to let a dandelion grow within the city limits.
  • Cats may not run loose without having been fit with a taillight.

Connecticut Crazy Laws

  • You can be stopped by the police for biking over 65 miles per hour.
  • In order for a pickle to officially be considered a pickle, it must bounce.
  • It is illegal to dispose of used razor blades.
  • You cannot buy any alcohol after 8pm or on Sundays.
  • The marriage of imbeciles and feeble-minded persons is prohibited. (Repealed)
  • It is illegal to discharge a firearm from a public highway.
  • No one may use a white cane, unless they are blind.
  • It is unlawful to walk backwards after sunset.
  • Only white Christmas lights are allowed for display.
  • You aren't allowed to cross a street while walking on your hands.
  • You may not educate dogs.
  • It is illegal for a man to kiss his wife on Sunday.
  • It is illegal for fire trucks to exceed 25mph, even when going to a fire.
  • Silly string is banned.
  • It is illegal for any beautician to hum, whistle, or sing while working on a customer.

Illinois Crazy Laws

  • The English language is not to be spoken.
  • You may be arrested for vagrancy if you do not have at least one dollar bill on your person.
  • You must contact the police before entering the city in an automobile.
  • You may be convicted of a Class 4 felony offense, punishable by up to three years in state prison, for the crime of "eavesdropping" on your own conversation. -720 ILCS 5/14-2.
  • It is illegal to give a dog whiskey.
  • In the Pullman area, it is illegal to drink beer out of a bucket while sitting on the curb.
  • Law forbids eating in a place that is on fire.
  • Kites may not be flown within the city limits.
  • It is forbidden to fish while sitting on a giraffe's neck.
  • Spitting is forbidden.
  • It is legal to protest naked in front of city hall as long as you are under seventeen years of age and have legal permits.
  • One may not pee in his neighbor's mouth.
  • Humming on public streets is prohibited on Sundays.
  • Cars may not be driven through the town.
  • Wheelbarrows with For-Sale signs may not be chained to trees.
  • A man with a moustache may not kiss a woman.
  • It is illegal to go trick-or-treating on Halloween.
  • Bowling is forbidden.
  • It is unlawful to change clothes in an automobile with the curtains drawn, except in case of fire.
  • It is unlawful for "negroes" to be within county boundries from sundown to sunrise.
  • It is illegal to expectorate from any second-story window.
  • There is a $1,000 dollar fine for beating rats with baseball bats.
  • It is against the law to use a slingshot unless your are a law enforcement officer.
  • Town fathers, reflecting the pet peeve of hearing their town's name mispronounced 'Jolly-ETTE' when all local folk know it's pronounced 'Joe-lee-ETTE', made pronouncing it Jolly-ette a misdemeanor, punishable by a $5 fine.
  • A rooster must step back three hundred feet from any residence if he wishes to crow.
  • Hens that wish to cackle must step two hundred feet back from any residence.
  • Bees are not allowed to fly over the village or through any of Kriland's streets.
  • Ice skating at the Riverside pond during the months of June and August is prohibited.
  • There is a ban on unnecessary repetitive driving on 23rd Avenue.
  • You may not own a handgun.
  • It is against the law to make faces at dogs.
  • No pool tables are allowed in a public establishment, because it supports gambling.
  • Spitting on the sidewalk is a criminal offense.
  • Trucks may only park inside closed garages.
  • Basketball hoops may not be instaled on a driveway.
  • It is illegal for anyone to give lighted cigars to dogs, cats, or any other domesticated animals.

Indiana Crazy Laws

  • One man may not back into a parking spot becasue it prevents police officers from seeing the license plate.
  • Baths may not be taken between the months of October and March.
  • All males 18 to 50 years old must work six days a year on public roads.
  • Mustaches are illegal if the bearer has a tendency to habitually kiss other humans.
  • Hotel sheets must be exactly 99 inches long and 81 inches wide.
  • State government officials who engage in private duels can be dismissed from their post.
  • Drinking from your own bottle in a bar can lead to your arrest.
  • A man over the age of 18 may be arrested for statutory rape if the passenger in his car is not wearing her socks and shoes, and is under the age of 17.
  • It is illegal to sell cars on Sunday.
  • Drinks on the house are illegal.
  • It is illegal for a liquor store to sell cold soft drinks.
  • A person who dyes, stains, or otherwise alters the natural coloring of a bird or rabbit commits a Class B misdemeanor. (Ind. Code 15-2.1-21-13(b))
  • Smoking in the state legislature building is banned, except when the legislature is in session.
  • Liquor stores may not sell milk.
  • Check forgery can be punished with public flogging up to 100 stripes.
  • Grocery stores may not sell any type of cold liquor.
  • You can get out of paying for a dependent's medical care by praying for him/her.
  • Pedestrians crossing the highway at night are prohibited from wearing tail lights.
  • No one may catch a fish with his bare hands.
  • Men are prohibited from standing in a bar.
  • You are not allowed to carry a cocktail from the bar to a table. The waiter or waitress has to do it.
  • "Spiteful Gossip" and "talking behind a person's back" are illegal.
  • You are required to pour your drink into a glass.
  • It is against the law to pass a horse on the street.
  • If any person has a puppet show, wire dancing or tumbling act in the state of Indiana and receives money for it, they will be fined $3 under the Act to Prevent Immoral Practices.
  • Anyone 14 or older who profanely curses, damns or swears by the name of God, Jesus Christ or the Holy Ghost, shall be fined one to three dollars for each offense, with a maximum fine of ten dollars per day.
  • A three dollar fine per pack will be imposed on anyone playing cards in Indiana under the Act for the Prevention of Gaming.
  • The value of Pi is 4, and not 3.1415. (Repealed)
  • It is illegal to bike, roller-skate, skateboard, or inline skate in a commercially zoned area. For these offesnses, there is a fine of no more than $5 or the impounding of one's bicycle for a period not to exceed 30 days.
  • It is forbidden to eat watermelon in the park.
  • It is illegal for barbers to threaten to cut off kid's ears.
  • While driving on Main Street you may not have your lights on.
  • You may not sell or play on a radio broadcast, the record "It`s In the Book".
  • Within four hours of eating garlic, a person may not enter a movie house, theater, or ride a public streetcar.
  • It is illegal to make a monkey smoke a cigarette.
  • No one may spit on the sidewalk.