Political Jokes — most commented jokes

When not in stores, Republicans shop from a catalog.
Democrats watch for "incredible TV offers" on late night television.

If an elephant is the symbol of the Republican Party and a donkey is the symbol of the Democratic Party, what is a pig the symbol of?
→ Any party where there's lots of food.

The Senate is investigating deceptive sweepstakes practices. These companies target the elderly and make them think they will receive a bunch of money, but in reality they never see any of it.

The most popular of these scams is called Social Security.

What is the definition of a Soviet String Quartet?
→ A Soviet Symphony Orchestra after a tour of the USA!

Who is king of all the mice?
→ Mouse Tse Tung!

- I hate paying my income tax.

- You should be a good citizen - why don't you pay with a smile?

- I'd like to but they insist on money

How is Saddam like Fred Flintstone?
→ Both may look out their windows and see Rubble.

How many members of the coalition does it take to screw in a light bulb?
→ We are not prepared to comment on specific numbers at this time.

What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer have in common?
→ They both want to know where the hell those Tomahawks are coming from!

What does Saddam want for Thanksgiving?
→ Turkey.