Police Jokes — most commented jokes

- Woman: Officer you must help. I've just lost my wig.

- Police officer: Certainly, ma'am, we'll comb the area.

How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow-worm?
→ He has a flashing light.

"I'll have to report you, sir," said the traffic cop to the speeding driver. "You were doing 85 miles an hour."

"Nonsense, officer," declared the driver. "I've only been in the car for ten minutes."

What nickname did the police give to the new blonde woman police officer?
→ A fair cop.

What nickname did the police give to the new blonde woman police officer?
→ A fair cop.

What did the police officer say to his stomach?
→ I've got you under a vest.

- Police officer: And what do you think you are doing on this road, Dracula?

- Dracula: Looking for the main artery, officer.

The police are looking for a thief with one eye.
→ Why don't they use two?

- Policeman: Now, sir, how did you come to have this accident?

- Motorist: Well, the sign just there says, 'Stop? Look? Listen'. And while I was doing that the train hit me.

"Now as I understand it, Sir," said the police officer to the motorist, "you were driving this vehicle when the accident occurred. Can you tell me what happened?"

"I'm afraid not, officer," replied the motorist. "I had my eyes shut!"