Random joke from this category
The man approached the very beautiful woman in the large supermarket and asked, "You know, I've lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?"
"Why?"
"Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman my wife appears out of nowhere."
When should you care for a man's company?
→ When he owns it.
What is defference between man and Superman?
→ Man wears underwear under the trouser and superman wears it over the trouser.
A woman asks: "Why don't men get mad cow disease?"
Another woman replies: "Because men are pigs!"
What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
→ A rumor
As a man ages, it is natural that his hair starts thinning.
It is a well-known fact that when a man is bald at the front of his head, it's because he's a great thinker.
Also, when a man is bald at the back of his head, it's because he's sexy.
Unfortunately, when a man is bald both front and back, he only thinks he's sexy...
There was a young man from Kent
Whose tool was exceedingly bent
He put it in double
To save himself trouble
Instead of coming he went
What do men and pantyhose have in common?
→ They either cling, run or don't fit right in the crotch!
What's the best way to kill a man?
→ Put a naked woman and a six-pack in front of him. Then tell him to pick only one
If a man is bald at the front, he is a thinker.
If he is bald at the back, he is sexy.
If he is bald from front to back - he thinks he is sexy.
