Men Jokes — most commented jokes

What's a man's idea of housework?
→ Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.

How are men and parking spots alike?
→ The good ones are always taken and the ones that are left are handicapped.

How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
→ We don't know - it's never happened.

What do men and beer bottles have in common?
→ They are both empty from the neck up!

Why are blond jokes so short?
→ So men can remember them!

What is the difference between men and government bonds?
→ Bonds mature!

What do you call a man with an I.Q. of 50?
→ Gifted!

Why don't men eat more M & M's?
→ They are too hard to peel!

What is the thinnest book in the world?
→ What men know about women!

If Men Were to Rewrite "The Rules"

1. Anything we said six or eight months ago is inadmissible in an argument. All comments become null and void after seven days.
2. If we say something that can be interpreted in two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other way.
3. It is in neither your best interest nor ours to make us take those stupid Cosmo quizzes together.
4. You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want it done -- not both.
5. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials or time-outs.
6. Christopher Columbus didn't need directions and neither do we.
7. When we're turning the wheel and the car is nosing onto the ramp, you saying "This is our exit" is not necessary.