Electric Lawn Mowers
Why do men buy electric lawn mowers?
→ So they can find their way back to the house.
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Wallpapering A Bathroom
How many men does it take to wallpaper a bathroom?
→ Three, if you slice them very thinly.
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Sensitive And Good-Looking
Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?
→ Because those men already have boyfriends.
Happy Man
How can you tell if a man is happy?
→ Who cares?
Way To A Man's Heart
What's the fastest way to a man's heart?
→ Through his chest with a sharp knife.
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Love At First Sight
Why do men like love at first sight?
→ It saves them a lot of time.
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Knowing Where He Is
What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
→ A widow.
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Instant Replay
Why do men need instant replay on TV sports?
→ Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened.
Smart Women
Why do men like smart women?
→ Opposites attract.
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Mad Cow Disease
Why can't men get mad cow disease?
→ Because they're all pigs.