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Why Men Snore
Why do men snore?
→ When they fall asleep, their balls cover their assholes and they vapor lock.
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Psychoanalysis For Men
Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than for women?
→ When it's time to go back to childhood, he's already there.
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Man Versus Childbirth
What is the difference between a man and childbirth?
→ One can be terribly painful and sometimes almost unbearable while the other is just having a baby.
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If Men Had PMS
If men had PMS, what would happen?
a) The federal government would allocate funds to study it.
b) Cramps would become an acceptable reason to apply for permanent disability.
c) There would be a federal holiday every 28 days.
d) All of the above.
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Man Into Commitment
Where do you have to go to find a man who is truly into commitment?
→ A mental hospital.
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Doughgirl Is Sick
In response to calls for sexual equity, Pillsbury recently added a new Pillsbury Doughgirl character to the well known Doughboy. Unfortunately, she couldn't come to work this week because she had a yeast infection.
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Pitbull And PMS
What is the difference between a pitbull dog and a PMS woman?
→ Lipstick.
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Terrorist And PMS
What is the difference between a terrorist and a PMS woman?
→ You can negotiate with the terrorist.
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PMS Medicine Bottle
How can you tell which bottle contains the PMS medicine?
→ It's the one with bite marks on the cap.
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Medical Terminology
POLISH MEDICAL TERMINOLOGY FOR THE LAYMAN
- artery - the study of fine painting
- barium - what you do when the patient dies
- beneign - what you are after you are eight
- cesarean section - a district in Rome
- colic - a sheep dog
- congenital - friendly
- dilate - to live long
- fester - quicker
- G.I. series - baseball game between soldiers
- hangnail - coat hook
- medical staff - a doctors cane
- minor operation - coal digger
- morbid - a higher offer
- nitrate - lower than the day rate
- node - was aware of
- organic - church musician
- out-patient - a person who has fainted
- post-operative - a letter carrier
- protein - in favor of young people
- secretion - hiding anything
- serology - study of English knighthood
- tablet - a small table
- tumor - an extra pair
- urine - opposite of your out
- varicose veins - veins very close together