Medicine — most commented jokes

- Patient: Doctor, I am very nervous. You know, this is my first extraction.

- Young dentist: Don't worry, it's my first extraction too.

"I came in to make an appointment with the dentist." said the man to the receptionist. "I'm sorry sir." she replied. "He's out right now, but..." "Thank you." interrupted the obviously nervous prospective patient. "When will he be out again?"

While I was waiting to see the dentist, a woman came out of his inner office smiling. Nodding to me, she said, "Thank goodness my work is completed. I'm so glad to have found a painless dentist and one who's so gentle and understanding too."

When seated in the dentist chair, I related the incident to the doctor. He laughed and explained, "Oh, that was just my Mother."

"Open wider." requested the dentist, as he began his examination of the patient. "Good God!" he said startled. "You've got the biggest cavity I've ever seen - the biggest cavity I've ever seen." "OK Doc!" replied the patient. "I'm scared enough without you saying something like that twice."
"I didn't!" said the dentist. "That was the echo."

Anyone know the six most frightening words in the world? "The Dentist will see you now."

What did the tooth say to the departing dentist?
→ Fill me in when you get back

What did the dentist say to the computer?
→ This won't hurt a byte

Why didn't the dentist ask his secretary out?
→ He was already taking out a tooth

Where does the dentist get his gas?
→ At the filling station

What was the dentist doing in Panama?
→ Looking for the Root Canal