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Did you know that the three wise men were firemen?
→ It says they came from afir (a fire, a far).

What do you call an Inibrian who has been buried for 1000 years?
→ Peat!!!

What did the Eskimo children sing when their principal was leaving?
→ Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow.

Why do Polish names end in "ski"?
→ Because they can't spell tobbagan.

What's the most famous coffee in Afghanistan?
→ Osama bin Latte

They say that it's tough to learn Bosnian because it has seven verb tenses: six past, one present, and no future.

There were three explorers, hiking through what is now known as Canada.

"You know," said one of the explorers, "we should name this place we're hiking through."

"I know," said the second explorer. "We'll each pick a letter and then make a name out of that."

"Okay," said the third, "I'll go first. C, eh."

"N, eh."
"D, eh." And that's how they named Canada...

Why do they have so much trouble with the phone systems in China?
→ Because there are so many Wings and so many Wongs that someone's always Winging the Wong number.

A White man explaining to a Mexican man says that there are three words the Mexican needs to know in order to be all right in the city: The White man says these words are: green, pink, and yellow. Then the White man says "Now tell me a sentence using all three words." The Mexican says "I hear de telephona ah greena greena, I pink up de phona and say ah yellow?"

A boy from France comes to America. He wants to learn some new words so he goes to the airport and learns "take off." Then he learnes "zebra" from the zoo and "baby" from the hospital. Then he goes home and says, "Mommy, I learned new words today." She says, "Great, honey what did you learn?" He says, "Takeoffzebrababy!"