Language Jokes — most commented jokes

How can you make a soup rich?
→ Add 14 carrots (carats) to it.

Why are oranges like bells?
→ You can peel (peal) both of them.

What food are you able to can?
→ Cannibal (can able) food.

What was the name of Tom Sawyer's fish?
→ Huckleberry Fin!

Where do fish come from?
→ Finland!

Farmer Jones bought a herd of pigs from a Roman farmer who moved into the next valley and boy, is he sorry.
The hogs won't come to the feed trough unless he calls them in Pig Latin.

An old farmer is driving down a country road in his pickup truck when it starts making an awful noise. He stops the truck and crawls underneath to investigate the problem.
"Hmmm...muffler's loose. I bet I could fix that if I had a Monkey Wrench." He says.
He crawls out from underneath the truck and looks down the road. Off in the distance he sees a small house. There is a black woman and several small black children playing in the yard.

The Farmer yells to her "Hey Miss, do you happen to have Monkey Wrench?"

"What?" She yells back.

"A Monkey Wrench!!?" He screams.

"What?"

"MONKEY WRENCH!!?...

MONKEY WRENCH!!?"

"Naw, this ain't no Monkey Ranch, its a Day Care Center!"

Why can't the bankrupt cowboy complain?
→ He has got no beef.

Why did the farmer call his pig "Ink"?
→ Because it was always running out of the pen.

When is a farmer like a magician?
→ When he turns his cow to pasture.