Food Jokes — most commented jokes

What's yellow and writes?
→ A ball-point banana.

What do you do if you see a blue banana?
→ Try to cheer it up.

- They're not going to grow bananas any longer.

- Really?

- Why not?

- Because they're long enough already.

Why did the banana go out with the prune?
→ Because he couldn't find a date.

Why did the banana go out with the prune?
→ Because he couldn't find a date.

How can you tell the difference between a monster and a banana?
→ Try picking it up. If you can't, it's either a monster or a giant banana.

It was mealtime on a small airline and the flight attendant asked the passenger if he would like dinner.

"What are my choices?" he asked.

"Yes or No," she replied.

What's the difference between a worm and an apple?
→ Have you ever tried worm pie?!

What do you get if you cross a jogger with an apple pie?
→ Puff pastry!

Why don't apples smile when you go bobbing?
→ Because they're crab apples!