Food Jokes — most commented jokes

- You can't have any more chocolates tonight. It's not good for you to go to bed on a full stomach.

- Oh, Mum. I promise I'll lay on my side.

"My boyfriend says I look like a dishy Italian!" said Miss Conceited.
"Then he's right," said her little brother. "Sophia Loren?"
"No-spaghetti!"

There is a new Barbie doll on the market -

Fast Food Barbie ...also known as McBarbie...you want fries with that?

Two cartons of yogurt walk into a bar. The bartender, who was a tub of cottage cheese, says to them, "We don't serve your kind in here."

One of the yogurt cartons says back to him, "Why not? We're cultured individuals."

A hotdog walks into a bar and orders a beer.

The bartender replies, "Sorry, we don't serve food here".

What did Baby Corn say to Mother Corn?
→ Where's Pop Corn?

Would you rather have a baby brother or a baby sister?
→ I'd much rather have a jelly baby.

How can you tell the difference between a monster and a banana?
→ Try picking it up. If you can't, it's either a monster or a giant banana.

- Knock Knock

- Who's there!

- Banana!

- Banana who?

- Banana split so ice creamed!

- Knock knock

- Who's there?

- Banana.

- Banana who?

- Knock knock

- Who's there?

- Banana.

- Banana who?

- Knock knock

- Who's there?

- Orange.

- Orange who?

- Orange you glad I didn't say banana?