Food Jokes — most commented jokes

Why don't blondes eat bananas?
→ They can't find the zipper.
→ They cant find the pull tab.

Why can't blondes make Kool Aid?
→ Because they can't figure out how to get eight cups of water into that tiny little package.

One day a blonde went to a sea food restaurant and saw the tank where they kept the lobsters. She took pity on these creatures and hid them in her purse. Later she went to the woods to set the poor animals free.

While shopping at the grocery store, I noticed that the tuna packed in spring water was labeled dolphin safe, but the tuna packed in oil was not.

I mentioned this fact to the blonde cashier and mused out loud, "I wonder why?"

The blonde replied, "Must be because the oil would suffocate them."

Why don't blondes like to make Kool-Aid?
→ They can't get eight cups of water into that little packet.

How did the blonde burn her nose?
→ Bobbing for french fries.

Why did the blonde call the welfare office?
→ She wanted to know how to cook food stamps!

Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?
→ That's where you wash all your vegetables!

Why did the blonde keep a empty carton of milk in the fridge?
→ In case she wanted black coffee.

Why don't blondes like buttered toast?
→ They can't figure out which side the butter goes on.