Food Jokes — most commented jokes

What are some outstanding hamburger colleges?
→ Brandeis, Cowlifornia State, Hoofstra, Pen State, Ranchelaer Polytechnic, Burgereley and Moosouri!

Seriously, when the crooked hamburger took it on the 1am, where did it go?
→ Heidelburg-er, Germany!

Is there a way to make a hamburger do the Hula?
→ Sure, order a burger and a shake!

Name two tennis stars who are famous in the hamburger world?
→ Bjorn Borger and Billie Jean-o's Burger King!

Is it proper to eat a hamburger with your fingers?
→ No, you should eat your fingers separately!

In what school subjects does the teacher say, 'Well done, hamburgers'?
→ A wide range of subjects - meatyeval, history, meatematics and word grill.

How was the hamburger murdered?
→ First it was 'rolled,' then smothered in onions

How far do burgers go in school?
→ Through cowlege (then they get their 450 degrees!).

How does a pitcher walk a man in Burger Land baseball?
→ He throws four meatballs!

How does a burger acquire good taste?
→ With a little seasoning!