Food Jokes — most commented jokes

Why do burgers laugh when you surround them with pickles?
→ Who knows - maybe they're picklish!

Why did the pro football player from the last-place team drop pieces of hamburger into his soup?
→ He wanted to know how it felt to take part in a Soup-er Bowl!

Why can any hamburger run the mile in under four minutes?
→ Because it's a FAST food!

Why aren't burgers too good at basketball?
→ Too many turnovers!

Why are hamburgers essential to football?
→ Because the game is played on a griddle-iron!

Who wins most of the medals for bravery in Burger Land?
→ The meatball heros!

Who was the burger's favourite all-time movie director?
→ Sizzle B. DeMille!

Who is the hamburgers' favourite actress?
→ Candice Berger!

Who do hamburgers love on TV?
→ Archie Bunker's son-in-law, the meathead!

Who can beat any burger at golf?
→ Any LINKS sausage!