Food Jokes — most commented jokes

What's the most popular wine at Christmas?
→ "I don't like sprouts!"

What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
→ Crisp Cringle.

What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
→ Crisp Cringle.

Last year's Christmas pudding was so awful I threw it in the ocean.
That's probably why the ocean's full of currants!

- Who made this Christmas pudding?

- Our chef. He's a little green man who lives in a toadstool.

- What did he use to make it?

- Elf-raising flour, of course.

- Doctor, Doctor, Father Christmas gives us oranges every Christmas. Now I think I'm turning into an orange!

- Have you tried playing squash?

What do vampires put on their turkey at Christmas?
→ Grave-y!

Whats the best thing to put into a Christmas cake?
→ Your teeth!

What bird has wings but cannot fly?
→ Roast turkey!

Who is never hungry at Christmas?
→ The turkey - he's always stuffed!