Food Jokes — most commented jokes

What's yellow, has long ears, and grows on trees?
→ The Easter Bunana!

How do Italian Chefs swap recipes?
→ By Spaghett-e-mail!

What would you get if you crossed a chicken with a dog?
→ A hen that lays pooched eggs.

How did the dog's owner know his pet was angry about having soap flakes for breakfast?
→ He foamed at the mouth.

What is your dog's favorite breakfast?
→ Pooched eggs!

How do you make a dog float?
→ Take two scoops of ice cream, a couple of squirts of soda and a small dog.

What should you do if you have a basset hound over for dinner?
→ Have a short table!

What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
→ That hit the spots!

Which dog tastes better when eaten?
→ A hot dog.

What would you get if you crossed a chicken with a dog?
→ A hen that lays pooched eggs.