Food Jokes — most commented jokes

Several women were discussing what they should have for dinner. "If you're watching your weight," came one suggestion, "those diet frozen dinners are good." The man then added: "But get two. They're small."

What can you make from baked beans and onions?
→ Tear gas.

- Wife: You look tired, honey. How about a nice steak, mashed potatoes and an apple pie for dessert?

- Husband: No thanks. I'm too tired. Let's just eat at home.

- Wife: The 2 things I cook best are meatloaf and apple pie.

- Husband: Which is this?

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Butter!

- Butter who?

- Butter wrap up - it's cold out here!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Beef!

- Beef who?

- Beef fair now!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Bean!

- Bean who?

- Bean working very hard today!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Bacon!

- Bacon who?

- Bacon a cake for your birthday!

What do you get if you cross an alien and a hot drink?
→ Gravi-tea!

If there were no food left, what could people do?
→ Country people could eat their forest preserves and city people could have their traffic jams.