Food Jokes — most commented jokes

- Waiter, there's a fly swimming in my soup!

- Then we've served you too much soup, the fly should be wading

- Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!

- Surely not, sir. It must be one of those vitamin bees you hear so much about.

- Waiter, there is a fly in my soup!

- Sorry sir, maybe I've forgotten it when I removed the other three.

- Waiter, there is a fly in my soup!

- I know, but unfortunately we are out of turtle.

- Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!

- Couldn't be, sir. The cook used them all in the raisin bread.

- Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!

- Force of habit, sir. Our chef used to be a tailor.

- Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!

- Its OK, Sir, there's no extra charge!

- Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!

- Keep it down sir, or they'll all be wanting one.

- Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!

- No sir, that's a cockroach, the fly is on your steak.

- Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!

- Don't worry sir, the spider on the breadroll will get 'em.