Festival Jokes — most commented jokes

For his birthday the monster asked for a heavy sweater.
So they gave him a sumo wrestler!

- Were any famous men born on your birthday?

- No, only little babies.

When is a birthday cake like a golf ball?
→ When it's been sliced.

What does a cat like to eat on his birthday?
→ Mice cream and cake!

- I got my wife a VCP for her birthday

- Don't you mean a VCR?

- No, a VCP . . . Very Cheap Present!

- This birthday cake certainly is crunchy.

- Maybe you should spit out the plate!

What has wings, a long tail, and wears a bow?
→ A birthday pheasant!

What is an elf's favourite kind of birthday cake?
→ Shortcake!

What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
→ Angel food cake, of course!

Why did the fat monster put a candle on his tummy?
→ He was celebrating his girthday!