Festival Jokes — most commented jokes

What's a moo hoo for a cow barn on a holiday?
→ A merry dairy!

Why are people in Arkansas having peanut butter and jelly for Thanksgiving this year?
→ They've been having turkey for years.

Why are people in Arkansas having peanut butter and jelly for Thanksgiving this year?
→ Reagan ate all the jellybeans.

Why are people in Arkansas having peanut butter and jelly for Thanksgiving this year?
→ Because they can't afford any more pork.

Why are people in Arkansas having peanut butter and jelly for Thanksgiving this year?
→ Because they're sending their turkey to the White House!

- Teacher: "Why do we have a Thanksgiving holiday?"

- Student: "So we know when to start Christmas shopping!"

English Folk Customs by Morris Dancer

- Mum, do you know what I'm going to give you for your birthday?

- No, dear, what?

- A nice teapot.

- But I've got a nice teapot.

- No you haven't. I've just dropped it.

Did you hear about the time Eddy's sister tried to make a birthday cake?
→ The candles melted in the oven.

Charley wanted to buy Farley a birthday cake, but he couldn't figure out how to get the cake in the typewriter so he could type 'Happy Birthday'