Farming Jokes — most commented jokes

Why are pigs such early risers?
→ Did you ever try to shut off a rooster?

What do you call a lady pig planting seeds?
→ A sow sow.

What did the fat pig say when the farmer dumped corn mash into the trough?
→ "I'm afraid that's all going to waist."

- How do you get your pigs to sleep at night?

- No problem. Everyone here goes to bed with the chickens.

- You must have a very large chicken house.

How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
→ Build a sty-scraper!

- FARMER: Who raided my vegetable patch?

- PIGLET: Beets me!

A retiring farmer in preparation for selling his land, needed to rid his farm of animals. So he went to every house in his town.

To the houses where the man is the boss, he gave a horse. To the houses where the woman is the boss, a chicken was given.

He got toward the end of the street and saw a couple outside gardening.

"Who's the boss around here?" he asked.

"I am." said the man.

"I have a black horse and a brown horse," the farmer said, "which one would you like?"

The man thought for a minute and said, "The black one."

"No, no, no, get the brown one." the man's wife said.

"Here's your chicken." said the farmer.

What's the hardest part of milking a mouse?
→ Getting it to fit over a bucket!

- Farmer: What would you do if a bull charged you?

- Mary: I'd pay whatever it charged.

Why did your sister feed money to her cow?
→ Because she wanted to get rich milk.