Farming Jokes — most commented jokes

What artistic dog chews a lot and follows the rules of the farm where it lives?
→ A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!

What do cows like to line dance to?
→ Any kind of moosic you like!

What advice do cows give?
→ Turn the udder cheek and mooooove on!

- Visitor: Wow, you have a lot of flies buzzing round your horses and cows. Do you ever shoo them?

- Cowboy: No we just let them go barefoot.

If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
→ Plenty of milk!

Why was the woman arrested on a cattle ranch for wearing a silk dress?
→ She was charged with rustling!

Why don't cows ever have any money?
→ Because the farmers milk them dry!

Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales?
→ He wanted to see how much the milky weighed!

Why did the farmer put brandy in the cow's food?
→ He wanted to raise stewed beef!

Why did the farmer fence in the bull?
→ The farmer had too much of a steak in him to let him go!