Stupid Stuff 1

These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world.

- The effects are fleeting and lingering... - Overheard in a hallway

- In Managua, people are cheering in the streets, which are deserted. - CBS reporter during the solar eclipse

- A trucker called to thank all of the courteous Seattle drivers he had run across. - Announcer on KZOK radio

- He threw 110 pitches in six innings, and that's a mouthful! - CBS baseball announcer

- An agreement is not an agreement until the parties to the agreement have reached an agreement. - Irish Politician on RTE radio

- This is the biggest pawn that Israel holds in the whole hostage equation. - BBC world service.

- We have two incredibly credible witnesses here. - Sen. Biden at Thomas hearings from Bob Ericson (Marlboro, MA, USA)

- He's going to step down 'til he's back on his feet. - Vermont Public Radio commentator on Jimmy Swaggart's latest sex scandal