Dirty Jokes — most commented jokes

What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?
→ A hooker can clean her crack and resell it the next day.

One day, little Mikey came home from kindergarten and couldn't find his mother. So he headed upstairs and opened her bedroom door.

To his surprise, he saw his dad stripped naked on top of his mom, who was also naked, both heavily into the sexual act. Not wanting to traumatize the boy, the parents continued to do what they were doing.

After a couple of minutes, Mikey asked:

- Daddy, can I climb on top and have a horsey ride?

The dad thinks for a second:

- Of course son, we're a family.

After a couple more minutes his mother starts moaning and writhing wildly.

- Hang on Dad! - cries Mikey.

- This is where me and the mailman usually fall off!

What did Clinton say when commenting on Monica?
→ She has the whitest teeth I've ever cum across.

What do you call a dog with no back legs and steel testicles?
→ SPARKY!!!

What do blondes and spaghetti have in common?
→ They both wiggle when you eat them.

How can you tell if a blonde stuffs her bra?
→ They'll be square because they forget to take the Klennex out of the box.

What do a turtle and a blonde have in common?
→ When they're on their back their both fucked!

Gravely ill, the Skipper was examined by a doctor while his wife stood by.

After the examination the physician motioned for her to meet him in the hallway.

- Your husband is very sick - the doctor said. Still, you can do three things to ensure his survival.

- First, fix him three healthy meals a day.

- Next, give him a stress-free environment and don't complain about anything.

- Finally, have sex and oral sex with him every day.

The doctor left and the woman returned to her husband's room.

- What did the doctor say? - he asked.

- I'm sorry, m'dear - she said, but he said you're not going to make it.

What does a blonde do after waking up?
→ Go Home.
→ Introduce herself to the guy on the bed.

What did one saggy boob say to the other?
→ "We'd better get some support or people are gonna think we're nuts!!"