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HEADLINE: A hole has appeared in the ladies changing rooms at the sports club. Police are looking into it.

How can you tell the dumbest actress working on a movie?
→ She's the one sleeping with the writer.

How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?
→ Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.

How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
→ Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.

How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?
→ Just one... but how do you get him in there with the cute, blonde?

Following some duty overseas, the officers at the Fort were planning a welcome home party and dance for the unit. Being an all male combat force, they decided to request coeds from some of the surrounding colleges to attend. The Captain called Vassar and was assured by the Dean that arrangements could be made to send over a dozen of their most trustworthy students.

The Captain hesitated, then said, "Would it also be possible to send a dozen or so of the other kind?"

A sailor in the Navy who had been at sea for a long time was anxious to be reunited with his girlfriend, so he sent her the following message a few days before his ship was due back in port: "I have missed you so much and I can't wait to make love to you. I want you to come down to the pier to meet me, and I want you to bring the station wagon and have a mattress ready in the back so we can do "it" as soon as I step ashore."

The young lady who was just as anxious to make love, sent him a reply:
"I will get the station wagon ready as you said, but you had better be the first one off that ship, sailor, because I am not checking I.D. cards."

Following some duty overseas, the officers at the Fort were planning a welcome home party and dance for the unit. Being an all male combat force, they decided to request coeds from some of the surrounding colleges to attend. The Captain called Vassar and was assured by the Dean that arrangements could be made to send over a dozen of their most trustworthy students.

The Captain hesitated, then said, "Would it also be possible to send a dozen or so of the other kind?"

Men are like mini skirts.

If you're not careful, they'll creep up your legs.

What happened at the cannibal's wedding party?
→ They toasted the bride and groom.