Sailor's Reunion

A sailor in the Navy who had been at sea for a long time was anxious to be reunited with his girlfriend, so he sent her the following message a few days before his ship was due back in port:

- I have missed you so much and I can't wait to make love to you. I want you to come down to the pier to meet me, and I want you to bring the station wagon and have a mattress ready in the back so we can do "it" as soon as I step ashore.

The young lady who was just as anxious to make love, sent him a reply:

- I will get the station wagon ready as you said, but you had better be the first one off that ship, sailor, because I am not checking I.D. cards.