Dirty Jokes — most commented jokes

What is a Blondes favorite nursery rhyme?
→ Hump me dump me

What do you call 2 blondes in the front seat of a car?
→ Dual air bags!

How do you know when a blonde has been working on your computer?
→ There's white out on the screen and lipstick on the joystick!

Why does a blonde girl always have a bruise around her belly button???
→ Cause blonde boys aren't that smart either.

Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow?
→ So that when you pull their tits, they don't moo.

How do you confuse a blonde?
→ Put her in a round room and tell her to pee in the corner.

How do you confuse her even more?
→ Ask her where she went.

How do you change a blonde's mind?
→ Blow in her ear.

How are a blonde's legs like cheese wiz?
→ They're both useless unless they're spread!

What do a moped and a blonde have in common?
→ They're both fun to ride until a friend sees you on one.

What do you call a blonde lesbian?
→ A waste.