Dirty Jokes — most commented jokes

Did you hear the latest theory about Monica Lewinsky?
→ It may never be proven but they think she may be the youngest woman to have ever held the Presidency.

What has four legs and smells like fish?
→ Clinton's desk.

Why does Bill Clinton wear underwear?
→ To keep his ankles warm.

One gay man says to the other, did you hear Newt Gingrich is coming out?

- Really? - the second gay man says:

- that's amazing!

The first gay man says:

- yeah we're lucky, he's only coming out of Congress, would you wanna sleep with him?

How big is Bill Clinton's Penis?
→ Not as big as Hillary's

At a government affair, the wives of four world leaders are chatting about how people refer to a penis in their countries.

The wife of Tony Blair says in England people call it a gentleman, because it stands up when women are entering.

The wife of Boris Yeltsin says in Russia you call it a patriot, because you never know if it will hit you on the front or on the back side.

The wife of Chirac says in France you call it a curtain, because it goes down after the act.

With great resignation, the wife of Clinton says in the USA you call it a rumor, because it goes from mouth to mouth...

Why doesn't Hillary wear short dress?
→ Her balls would show.

What did Clinton say when accused of copying his homework from his girlfriend at Oxford?
→ I did not have textual relations with that woman.

Did you hear about the new downhill racing skis the ski resorts are selling this year?
→ They are called Lewin-skis. They are for people who like to go down.

What is green, has four legs and smells like woman?
→ The white house's pool table