Camping Jokes — most commented jokes

At the end of camp, Julie won the prize for neatest trunk. Her mother was amazed.
'How did your trunk get so neat?' she asked her messy daughter.
'It was easy,' said Julie.
'I just never unpacked!'

The head Counselor gathered all the campers together. To get their attention, the Counselor called out, 'Order! Order!'
In a flash someone shouted out, 'Hamburger, coke and fries!'

The Counselor was talking to the campers about safety.
She said 'Don't climb any trees. If you fall down and break a leg, don't come running to me!'

The Counselor was greeting the new campers.
'So you decided to come to camp,' she said to one.
'Nope,' the camper answered. 'I was sent to camp!'

- Camper: There's a leak over my bunk!

- Counselor: That's what we said in the camp ads. Running water in every cabin!

- Camper: There's a leak over my bunk!

- Counselor: Shh! Don't make such a fuss. Soon everyone will want one.

- Camper: There's a leak over my bunk!

- Counselor: Don't complain. It only leaks when it rains.

A Counselor saw a camper sitting alone. 'Why don't you play with your friends?' he asked.
'Because I only have one friend,' the girl replied. 'And I hate her.'

- Camper: There's something wrong with my hot dog.

- Cook: Don't tell me. I'm not a veterinarian.

Camp Woodland was across the road from a dairy farm. One day the kids saw a large bull.
"Is that bull safe?" someone asked the farmer.
"Safer than you are!" was his answer.