Camping Jokes — most commented jokes

- Bob: Did you hear about the camper who was killed by a garter snake?

- Betty: That's impossible. A garter snake is not poisonous.

- Bob: It doesn't have to be if it can make you jump off a cliff!

Terry and Debbie were camping with their parents deep in the woods.

- How far is it to town? - Terry wanted to know.

- Six miles, - said Debbie.

- That's too far to walk, - Terry replied.

- It's not too bad, - Debbie said.

- We can each walk three miles!

John was hard at work with the broom in his family's tent.
His mother came in and said:

- That's nice. Are you sweeping out the tent?

- No, - John answered.

- I'm sweeping out the dirt.

Pierre was a camper from France. In his honour, Jenny sang a French song in the talent show. But she didn't sing very well.

- Does that make you homesick? - someone asked Pierre.

- No - he answered.

- Just sick sick!

Meg's mother was visiting her daughter at camp.

- How did you find the steak dinner? - she asked.

- With a magnifying glass!

Steve wrote home.

- I'm glad you named me Steve - he said in the letter.

- Why? - asked his mother in her reply.

- Because that's what all the kids at camp call me - he wrote back.

- Sammy: My parents are sending me to camp.

- Tammy: Why? Do you need a vacation?

- Sammy: No. They do!

One day the counsellor got a phone call. It was from a camper who had been at camp the summer before.

The old camper said:

- I thought of camp yesterday.

- Why? - the counsellor asked.

- Where were you?

- At the garbage dump! - the old camper answered.

On the last day of camp everyone was asked the same question:

- What is the best part of the camp?

One wise guy answered:

- Going home!

- New camper: I thought you said this camp has no mosquitoes.

- Old camper: That's right. These mosquitoes come from the camp down the road!