Business Jokes — most commented jokes

What will Bill's favorite retail outlet be after his economic blueprint takes effect?
→ Everything's $100.

What is Clinton's plan to create thousands of small businesses?
→ Take thousands of big businesses and wait four years.

Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor and Gamble?
Its true....

Comet cleans sinks!

Someone bought Scrooge a clock for Christmas. He put it straight in the bank.
Why did he do that?
→ He was trying to save time!

A little boy went into a baker's. 'How much are those cakes?' he asked.

'Two for 25 cents,' said the baker.

'How much does one cost?' asked the boy.

'13 cents,' said the baker.

'Then I'll take the other one for 12 cents!' said the boy.

I saw the most beautiful cars in the window of a dealership recently. A sales man came out and said:
'Come on in. They're bigger than ever and they last a lifetime!'

Later I learned he was talking about the payments.

What is a banged-up used car?
→ A car in first-crash condition.

Who drives away all of his customers?
→ A taxicab driver.

Who drives away all his customers?
→ A taxi driver.

- Motorist: When I bought this car you told me it was rust-free, but underneath it's covered with rust

- Dealer: Yes, sir. The car is rust-free. We didn't charge you for it, did we?