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There was this blonde girl who had gotten fed up with blonde jokes, so she decided to dye her hair black.

So she did, and she was sooooo happy with it that she went to her car and drove around just to show off her new look. She was coming up to this intersection when she saw a shepeherd by the road waiting to cross with his flock of lambs. The girl stopped and waved him to pass.

While the flock was crossing the road, she asked the shepherd - "If I can guess how many sheep you got there, would you give me one?"

He thought about the offer for a minute and decided it was ok. The girl looked at the flock and exclaimed "487". The shepherd said "WOW! That's right...well...take any sheep you like...a deal's a deal." So she gets the animal and happily puts him in the back of her car, when the shepehrd says "WAIT!

Now I have a deal for you.... if I guess the real color of your hair can I have my dog back?"

What do you call a blonde behind a stearingwheel?
→ An airbag!

Did ya hear about the blonde lesbian?
→ She liked guys!

To cut off a blonde's ears, put razor blades on each shoulder and ask the blond a question.

Automatically the blonde will shake her head from shoulder to shoulder saying "I don't know."

How do you get a blond out of a tree?
→ Wave

How do you drown a blond?
→ Stick a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of the toliet and tell her to sniff.

What is the diference between a blond and a mosquito?
→ A mosquito knows when to stop sucking.

When can you tell witch cars a blond's car?
→ The stick shift is wet.

What does a screen door and a blonde have in common?
→ The more you bang it the looser it gets!

- We need to get these people to a hospital!

- What is it?

- It's a big building with a lot of doctors, but that's not important now.

- Did you take the patient's temperature?

- No. Is it missing?

- My tummy is getting awfully big, doctor.

- You should diet.

- Really? What color?

Shortly after the 911 emergency number became available, an elderly and quite ill blonde appeared in a Rochester hospital emergency room, having driven herself to the hospital and barely managing to stagger in from the parking lot.

The horrified nurse said, "Why didn't you call the 911 number and get an ambulance?"

The lady replied, "My phone doesn't have an eleven!"