Blonde Jokes — most commented jokes

What's five miles long and has an IQ of forty?
→ A blonde parade!

A blonde tried to blow up her husband's car, but burned her lips on the tailpipe.

Did you hear about the blonde with tire marks on her back?
→ She crawled across the street when the sign said "DON'T WALK".

Why did the blonde cross the road?
→ I don't know. Neither did she!

What do blondes and beer bottles have in common?
→ They are both empty from the neck up!

What do you call a blonde with half a brain?
→ Gifted!

I looked into a blonde's eyes, but all I saw was the back of her head!

What do you call 100 blondes standing ear to ear?
→ A wind tunnel!

What do you call a blonde standing between two brunettes?
→ A mental block!

Why don't you see blonde pharmacists?
→ They can't get the bottles into the typewriter!