Blonde Jokes — most commented jokes

Did you hear about the blond skydiver?
→ She missed the Earth!

How do you confuse a blonde?
→ Ask her to alphabetize a bag of M&Ms.

Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months?
→ Because on the box it said From 2-4 years.

Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?
→ She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.

Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?
→ To turn the blinker off.

Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat?
→ In case she locks the keys in her car.

What's the difference between a blonde and a computer?
→ You only have to punch information into a computer once.

What's the Blonde's cheer?
→ "I'm blonde, I'm blonde, I'm B.L.O.N....ah, oh well.. I'm blonde, I'm blonde, yea yea yea..."

What does a blonde owl say?
→ What, what?

What do peroxide blonds and black men have in common?
→ They both have black roots.

How do you get a blond out of a tree?
→ Wave