Aviation Jokes — most commented jokes

What is black and yellow and buzzes along at 30,000 feet?
→ A bee is an aeroplane!

How does a Russian Aeroflot pilot navigate?
→ By reading street signs.

What did the great Ape shout to the pilots who tried to shoot him off the skyscraper?
→ Listen, hotshots, don't monkey around with me!

Did you hear about the ghost who learnt to fly?
→ He was pleased to be back on terror-firma.

An Irishman joined the American Air Force and was making his first parachute jump. The instructor said, "When you jump out of the plane, shout Geronimo and pull the ripcord."

When the Irishman woke up in hospital a few days later the first thing he said was, "What was the name of that Indian again?"

How do you know you're flying over Poland?
→ Toilet paper hanging on the clotheslines.

What do you get if you cross a giraffe with a dog?
→ An animal that barks at low flying aircraft!

What do you get if you cross a dog with Concorde?
→ A jet setter!

A man got on a plane and sat next to a blonde, after sitting for awhile she sneezed, took out a tissue and whipped her box. The man not knowing her said nothing and went about his business. After about 3 or 4 minutes she sneezed again and, the same thing, whipped her box. Finally, the man got the nerve and asked "what was wrong?" She said that every time she sneezes she has an orgasm. "Oh!" the man said, are you taking anything for it?

"Yes", she said - "black pepper!"

What's the ultimate embarrassment for a blonde?
→ When her ben-wa balls set off the airport metal detector.