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I Think I'm A Python
- Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a python.
- Oh you can't get round me like that, you know.
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Noah And The Snakes
Why did some snakes disobey Noah when he said "Go forth and multiply"?
→ They couldn't, they were adders!
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Newborn Snake And Basketball
What do you get if crossed a new born snake with a basketball?
→ A bouncing baby boa!
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Snake Charmer Greeting
"So glad to meet you" said the Hindu politely?
"Charmed I'm sure," replied the snake!
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Long And Green
What's long, green and goes hith?
→ A snake with a lisp!
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Snake's Admirers
What kind of letters did the snake get from his admirers?
→ Fang letters!
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Civil Serpent
What do you call a snake who works for the governement?
→ A civil serpent!
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Sick Snake
What do you give a sick snake?
→ Asp-rin!
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Snake Time
What did the snake say when another asked him the time?
→ Don't asp me!
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Viper Nose
Why did the viper, viper nose?
→ Because the adder, adder hankerchief!