Animal Jokes — most commented jokes

Why didn't the dog want to play football?
→ It was a boxer!

Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
→ They might be cheetahs!

Why was the snowman's dog called Frost?
→ Because Frost bites.

What did the alien say when his flying saucer landed in a stud farm?
→ Take me to your breeder!

What do you get when you cross a snake and a kangaroo?
→ A jump rope

What is green, sooty and whistles when it rubs its back legs together?
→ Chimney Cricket!

Did you hear about the stupid snake?
→ He lost his skin.

What do you get if you cross two snakes with a magic spell?
→ Addercadabra and abradacobra.

Why did the viper want to become a python?
→ He got the coiling.

What do you get if you cross a glow-worm with a python?
→ A twenty-foot-long strip-light that can squeeze you to death.