Animal Jokes — most commented jokes

What do you call a big irish spider?
→ Paddy long legs!

What did the spider say when he broke his new web?
→ Darn it!

What has 8 legs and likes living in trees?
→ Four anti road protesters?

What do you get if you cross a tarantula with a rose?
→ I'm not sure, but I wouldn't try smelling it!

What did the wife spider say to her husband when he tried to explain why he was late?
→ Your spinning me a yarn here!

What is a spiders favorite TV show?
→ The newly web game!

What happened when the chef found a daddy long legs in the salad?
→ It became a daddy short legs!

What did the spider say to the fly?
→ We're getting married do you want to come to the webbing?

What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant?
→ I'm not sure, but if you see one walking across the ceiling then run before it collapses!

What kind of doctors are like spiders?
→ Spin doctors!