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Glow Worms In Bags
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
→ They can lighten your load!
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Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
→ They can lighten your load!
What did the maggot say to another?
→ What's a nice maggot like you doing in a joint like this!
What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat?
→ A dirty kid!
What did the woodworm say to the chair?
→ It's been nice gnawing you!
What reads and lives in an apple?
→ A bookworm!
What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant?
→ Very big worm holes in your garden!
What do worms leave round their baths?
→ The scum of the earth!
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
→ Because her children weren't that bright!
What's yellow, wiggles and is dangerous?
→ A maggot with attitude!
What is red and dangerous?
→ Strawberry and tarantula jelly!