Animal Jokes — most commented jokes

What do you get if you cross a telephone with a night crawler?
→ Ringworm!

What animals talk on the telephone the most?
→ The yakety-yaks!

What do you get if you cross a phone with a rooster?
→ A wake-up call!

How can you tell if a bee is on the phone?
→ You get a buzzy signal.

What do you get if you cross a pig and a telephone?
→ A lot of crackling on the line!

What happened when the slave put his head into a lions mouth to count how many teeth he had?
→ The lion closed its mouth to see how many heads the slave had!

If you cross a telephone and a lobster what will you get?
→ Snappy talk.

Why is a toothless dog like a tree?
→ It has more bark than bite.

How does Snoop Dogg keep his canine teeth white?
→ BLEEEEEE-YATCH!

What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?
→ Hard cheese.