Animal Jokes — most commented jokes

What has webbed feet and fangs?
→ Count Quackula.

What do you get if you cross Dracula with a snail?
→ The world's slowest vampire.

What happened when a doctor crossed a parrot with a vampire?
→ It bit his neck, sucked his blood and said, "Who's a pretty boy then?"

If twenty dogs run after one cat, what time is it?
→ Twenty after one.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your car?
→ Time to get a new car.

How does a baboon make phone calls?
→ He just monkeys around on the line!

When does a horse talk on the phone?
→ Whinny wants to!

What happened to the little frog who sat on the telephone?
→ He grew up to be a bellhop!

How does a lobster answer the phone?
→ Shello?

Why did the chicken walk on the telephone wire?
→ She wanted to lay it on the line!