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Frog and Horny Toad
What is the difference between a frog and a horny toad?
→ One says ribbit ribbit, the other one says rub-it, rub-it!
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What is the difference between a frog and a horny toad?
→ One says ribbit ribbit, the other one says rub-it, rub-it!
What would you get if you crossed a dinosaur with a pig?
→ Jurassic pork!
What dinosaur loves pancakes?
→ A tri-syrup-tops.
What dinosaur can't stay out in the rain?
→ Stegosaur-rust!
What dinosaur would you find in a rodeo?
→ Bronco-saurus!
What did you call a dinosaur that keeps you awake at night?
→ Bronto-snore-us!
What followed the dinosaur?
→ It's tail!
What are prehistoric monsters called when they sleep?
→ A dinosnore!
What's red on the outside and green on the inside?
→ A dinosaur wearing red pajamas.
Why do dinosaurs wear glasses?
→ To make sure they don't step on other dinosaurs.