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Hearing Fish
What kind of fish will help you hear better?
→ A herring aid!
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What kind of fish will help you hear better?
→ A herring aid!
What do you get if you cross an abbot with a trout?
→ Monkfish!
Which fish dresses the best?
→ The Swordfish. It always looks sharp!
Where do fish come from?
→ Finland!
Why do penguins eat fish?
→ Because donuts get soggy before they can catch them.
Why are sardines the stupidest fish in the sea?
→ Because they climb into tins, close the lid and leave the key outside!
What did the sardine call the submarine?
→ A can of people!
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
→ Because it has its own scales!
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
→ 'Your plaice or mine'!
Who sleeps at the bottom of the sea?
→ Jack the kipper!