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Mafia Fish
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
→ The Codfather!
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Romantic Fish
What do romantic fish sing to each other?
→ Salmon-chanted evening!
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Tsar's Favorite Fish
What was the Tsar of Russia's favorite fish?
→ Tsardines!
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Santa's Fish Gift
What will Santa bring your fish this Christmas?
→ A scale letrix!
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Orange Goldfish
Why are gold fish orange?
→ The water makes them rusty!
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Tom Sawyer's Fish
What was the name of Tom Sawyer's fish?
→ Huckleberry Fin!
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Warm Fish Boots
Why are fish boots the warmest ones to wear?
→ Because they have electric 'eels!
Guest
Fish Piano
What did the fish do when his piano sounded odd?
→ He called the piano tuna!
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Clever Fish
Why are fish cleverer than humans?
→ Ever seen a fish spend a fortune trying to hook a human?
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Naked Fish
What do naked fish play with?
→ Bare-a-cudas!