Most commented jokes

There is a new Barbie doll on the market -

FrankenBarbie ...comes with bolts through her neck

There is a new Barbie doll on the market -

Broken Bungee Barbie ...

Barbie doll lying broken on the pavement

There is a new Barbie doll on the market -

Divorce Barbie ...includes the house, the car, and half of Ken's belongings

What happened when the barman died?
→ The police held an inn-quest

An angry wife was complaining about her husband spending so much time at the pub, so one night he took her along.

- What'll ya have? - he asked.

- Oh, I don't know. The same as you, I suppose - she replied.

So the husband ordered a couple of Jack Daniel's and threw his down in one gulp.
His wife watched him, then took a sip from her glass and immediately spit it out.

- Yuck, that's nasty poison! - she spluttered.

- I don't know how you can drink this stuff!

- Well, there you go - cried the husband.

- And you think I'm out enjoying myself every night!

Where do Martians drink beer?
→ At a mars bar!

How do barmen surf the web?
→ On the Gin-ternet.

Marley stopped at the town barbershop for a haircut. After thirty-five minutes of snipping and cutting, the barber held a mirror behind Marley's head.

- How you like it? - asked the barber.

- Real fine - said the redneck.

- But how 'bout making it a little longer in the back?

A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says:

- Would you like to dance?

The girl says:

- I don't like this song, but even if I did, I wouldn't dance with you.

The guy says:

- I'm sorry, you must have misunderstood me, I said you look fat in those pants.

A Scotsman is sitting in a bar in Cuba and is minding his business when a man with a large black beard walks in. The man goes to the bar and orders a shot of whisky. The bartender serves him, the man drinks the whisky then starts walking out the door. The bartender says:

- Hey aren't you going to pay for that?

The man says:

- Excuse me, Castro's Army.

The bartender says:

- Alright then

and the man leaves.

A few minutes later another man with a large black beard walks in. The man goes to the bar and orders a shot of whisky. The bartender serves him, the man drinks the whisky then starts walking out the door. The bartender says:

- Hey aren't you going to pay for that?

The man says:

- Excuse me, Castro's Army.

The bartender says:

- Alright then

and the man leaves.

The Scotsman gets an idea and walks up to the bar and orders a shot of whisky. He drinks the whisky then starts walking out the door. The bartender says:

- Hey aren't you going to pay for that?

The Scotsman says:

- Excuse me, Castro's Army.

The bartender says:

- Hey where is your big black beard?

The Scotsman thinks quickly. He lifts his Kilt and says:

- Secret Service!