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Cow Shadow
What does a cow make when the sun comes out?
→ A shadow
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Cow And Octopus
What do you get if you cross a cow with an octopus?
→ A cow that can milk itself!
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Amoosed Cows
Why do cows like being told jokes?
→ Because they like being amoosed!
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Sweating Bull
What's the best way to make a bull sweat?
→ Put him in a tight jumper!
Cows And Goats
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
→ Plenty of milk!
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Favourite TV Show
What is a cow's favourite TV show?
→ Dr Moo!
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Cow Accident
- Your Honor, it was an accident! I had to run into the fence to keep from hitting the cow!
- Was it a Jersey cow?
- I don't know, I didn't see her license plate!
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Little Longhorn
Why wouldn't anyone play with the little longhorn?
→ He was too much of a bully!
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The Afraid Calf
Why was the calf afraid?
→ He was a cow-herd!
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Rustling Silk
Why was the woman arrested on a cattle ranch for wearing a silk dress?
→ She was charged with rustling!