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Who do zombie cowboys fight?
→ Deadskins.

The swing doors of the Wild West saloon crashed open and in came Little Pete, black with fury.

- All right! - he raged

- all right! Who did it? What goldarned varmint painted my horse blue?

The huge figure of Black Jake, notorious gunfighter and town baddie rose from a chair by the door.

- It was me, shrimp - he drawled, bunching his gigantic fists

- what about it?

- Oh, well, er - stammered little Pete wretchedly

- all I wanted to say was. . .when are you going to give it another coat?

- Visitor: Wow, you have a lot of flies buzzing round your horses and cows. Do you ever shoo them?

- Cowboy: No we just let them go barefoot.

A police officer saw a man dressed as a cowboy in the street, complete with huge stetson hat, spurs, and six shooters.

- Excuse me, sir, who are you?

- My name's Tex, officer.

- Tex, eh? Are you from Texas?

- Nope, Louisiana.

- Louisiana? So why are you called Tex?

- Don't want to be called Louise, do I?

What do you call a frog who wants to be a cowboy?
→ Hoppalong Cassidy.

Who is in cowboy films and is always broke?
→ Skint Eastwood.

What did the cowboy maggot say when he went into the saloon bar?
→ Gimme a slug of whiskey.

Who do zombie cowboys fight?
→ Deadskins.

Cowboy Joe was telling his fellow cowboys back on the ranch about his first visit to a big-city church:

- When I got there, they had me park my old truck in the corral - Joe began

- You mean the parking lot - interrupted Charlie, a more worldly fellow

- I walked up the trail to the door - Joe continued

- The sidewalk to the door - Charlie corrected him

- Inside the door, I was met by this dude - Joe went on

- That would be the usher - Charlie explained

- Well, the usher led me down the chute - Joe said

- You mean the aisle - Charlie said

- Then, he led me to a stall and told me to sit there - Joe continued

- Pew - Charlie retorted

- Yeah - recalled Joe

- That's what that pretty lady said when I sat down beside her.

What do you get when a cow goes to the Beach with tanning oil?
→ Pre-tanned leather.