Most commented jokes

Why does a dentist seem moody?
→ Because he always looks down in the mouth.

What did the dentist say to the golfer?
→ You have a hole in one.

At what time do most people go to the dentist?
→ At tooth-hurty (2:30).

- I thought, Miss Smith, that you wanted yesterday afternoon off because you were seeing your dentist?

- That's right, Sir.

- So how come I saw you coming out of the movie theatre with a friend?

- That was my dentist.

Cloyd went to a Charleston dentist complaining his gums had shriveled up and his teeth were falling out.

After examining him, the dentist said:

- Your mouth is really bad. Do you brush?

- Ah sure do! - replied Cloyd.

- Everee single day!

- What do you brush with? - asked the dentist,

- Preparation H - said the redneck.

- Father: Don't you feel better now that you've gone to the dentist?

- Son: Sure do. He wasn't in.

- Patient: Hey, that tooth you pulled wasn't the one I wanted pulled.

- Dentist: Relax, I'm coming to it.

- Patient: Doc, what should I do with all the gold and silver in my mouth?

- Dentist: Don't smile in a bad neighborhood.

- Dentist: Don't worry. I'm painless.

- Patient: I'm not.

- I'm suffering from bad breath

- You should do something about it!

- I did. I just sent my wife to the dentist.